The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

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R | 1 hr 25 mins | Action, Comedy, Satire, Holiday | Released: 12/19/2003 |Box Office Total: $19539

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Synopsis:

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka 'The Hebrew Hammer', is an Orthodox stud, who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus' evil son Damien is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damien launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the world's top Jewish leader, and his friend Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple the evil Santa and save Hanukkah for future generations.

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Full Cast & Crew

Theatrical Release
12/19/2003

Director	Credit
Jonathan Kesselman	Director
Bruce Wayne Gillies	Director
Cast	Credit
Adam Goldberg	Mordechai Jefferson Carver/"The Hebrew Hammer"
Andy Dick	Santa Damien
Judy Greer	Esther
Mario Van Peebles	Mohammed
Peter Coyote	J J L Chief
Tony Cox	Jamal
Nora Dunn	Mrs Carver
Rachel Dratch	Tikva
Melvin Van Peebles	Sweetback
Sean Whalen	Tiny Tim
Richard Riehle	Santa
Harrison Chad	Shlomo
Jim Petersmith	Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe	Mrs Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer	Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix	Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur	Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado	Tony
Brad Duck	Jimmy
Jason Fuchs	Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Edward Koch	Himself
Gary Pratt	Head Elf
Woodrow Asai	Mun Chi
Daryl Wein	Teenage Gentile
Michael J Mylett	Gentile Boy No 1
T J Sullivan	Gentile Boy No 2
Audrey Twitchell	Gentile Girl No 1
Alexa Eisenstein	Gentile Girl No 2
Evelyn Page	Old Woman
George Hosmer	Chairman of the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz	ADL Chairman
Leslie Shenkel	JDL Member No 1
Alan Nebelthau	JDL Member No 2
Jerome Richards	Council Elder
C P Lacey	Sammy Davis Jr Jr
Ephraim Benton	Black Teen
David Lee	White Accountant
Adam Rose	Addict Jewish Child
Devin Rene Burns	Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh	Freckle Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn	Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon	Bambi
C P Lacey	MC Hammer
Anna Berger	Harriet Tubbleman
Ivan Sandro	Carnival Worker
Jeff Marlowe	Joshua
Ronald Shore	Bandleader
Tom Chalmers	Chaim Feygele
David Joseph Steinberg	L'il Flunky
Mylika Davis	Sassy Black Prostitute
Moshe Kesselman	Hatcheck Guy
David Kesselman	Macabee
Production Credits	Credit
Joshua Kesselman	Producer
Aimee Schoof	Associate Producer
Edward R. Pressman	Executive Producer
Lisa Fragner	Producer
Isen Robbins	Associate Producer
John Schmidt	Executive Producer
Sofia Sondervan	Producer
Bruce Wayne Gillies	Producer
Production Companies	Credit
Intrinsic Value	Production Company
Rudolph & Beer	Production Company
ContentFilm International	Production Company
Distribution Companies	Credit
Strand Releasing	Domestic Theatrical Distributor
Comedy Central	Domestic TV Distributor
Paramount Home Entertainment	Domestic Video Distributor
Locations
New York, New York, USA
Writer	Credit
Jonathan Kesselman	Screenplay
Accounting	Credit
Albert G Ruben	Production Insurance
James A Thomas	Production Accountant
Animal Training Handling	Credit
Steve McAuliff	Animal Trainer
Carol McAuliff	Animal Trainer
Kim Krassky	Animal Trainer
Art Department	Credit
Shane Klein	Set Decorator
Cabot McMullen	Production Designer
Morgan Zvanut	Dresser
David Ellis	Art Director
Cosmo Inserra	Art Department - Art Production Assistant
Michael Davis	Set Designer - Hammer Pad Architecture
Julie Harvey	Painter - Santa Claus Paintings
Erik Steiner	Art Department Coordinator - Art Coordinator
James Pesce	Leadman
Jim Mickle	Storyboard Artist
Brian Damitz	Storyboard Artist
Cathryn Bennion	Set Decorator - Hammer Pad Decor
Adam Craig Mock	Art Department - Art Production Assistant
Nina Sargent	Dresser
Susan Bolles	Art Director
Hui Hong	Art Department - Art Intern
Ramsey Mellette	Storyboard Artist
John Kalning	Art Department - Art Intern
Andrei Diakov	Art Department - Art Intern
Jacob Gitzis	Art Department - Art Intern
Casting	Credit
Barbara Harris	Voice Casting
Valerie McCaffrey	Casting Director
Greg Corbin	Casting Assistant
Kristen Paladino	Extras Casting
Craft Services	Credit
William Jones	Craft Service
Film Camera	Credit
Zac Stanford	Colorist - HD Colorist
Ian Woolston-Smith	Steadicam Operator
Andrew Parke	Director of Photography
Barry Minnerly	Video - HD Engineer
Kurt Brabee	Cinematographer
Pierrot Colonna	Assistant Camera
April Lanci	Camera Assistant - B Camera 1st Assistant
Hirod Takakoa	Camera
Rick Giles	Photography - Still Photographer
Jessica Miglio	Photography - Still Photographer
Steven Robinson	Video - HD Engineer
Ian Woolston-Smith	Camera
Bruce Hall	Assistant Camera
Tammy Rhee	Assistant Camera
Cliff Hsui	Assistant Camera
Film Sales Financing	Credit
ContentFilm International	Film Financier
Legal	Credit
Benjamin C. Feldman	Legal Counsel
Marc L Beigelman	Legal Counsel
Music	Credit
Brian Arbuckle	Music Engineer - Additional Engineer
Jonathan Kesselman	Lyrics
Morris Albert	Song
The Isley Brothers	Song Performer
Wayne Joness	Music Editor
Michael Cohen	Original Music
Andy Hill	Music Supervisor
Bashir Salahuddin	Vocals - Theme Song Vocal
Michael Cohen	Orchestrations
Beth Kesselman-Elliott	Music Contractor
Michael Vail Blum	Music - Recorded by
Ariel Lipovetzky	Music Engineer - Engineering Assistance
Adam Goldberg	Lyrics
Michael Cohen	Music
Louis Felia-Mario Gaste	Song
Sly & The Family Stone	Song Performer
Curtis Mayfield	Song Performer
Adam Goldberg	Music
Marvin Gaye	Song Performer
Jean Knight	Song Performer
Juan Pinto	Song Performer
The Chambers Brothers	Song Performer
Raunfate	Song Performer
Physical Effects	Credit
Samuel Brullo	Stunts - Stunt Elf No 1
Cory Hessler	Stunt Double
Manny Siverio	Stunt Coordinator
Jeff Ward	Stunt Coordinator
Kristopher Medina	Stunts - Stunt Elf No 2
Victor Arcolea	Stunts - Stunt Elf No 3
Joseph Barry	Stunts - "Stunt" Stunt Elf
Production Management	Credit
Courtney Wilder	Assistant Location Manager
Stephen Lehman	Location Scout - Scout
Michele Proyect	Production Coordinator - Production Office Coordinator
Anne-Gaelle Picart	Assistant Production Coordinator - Assistant Production Office Coordinator
Susan Parsons	Script Supervisor
Douglas Salkin	Post-Production Supervisor
Joe Humeres	Location Manager
Yurgi Ganter	Unit Production Manager
Moe Bardach	Production Supervisor
Urs Hirschbiegel	Assistant Director
Maxwell Barrett	Location Scout - Scout
Dan Elefante	Assistant Director
Bruce Wayne Gillies	Unit Production Manager
Massaoumeh Emami	Script Supervisor
David Ray	Assistant Director
Mimi Gillies	Assistant Director